Tootsie is dressed as an LSU cheerleader today, and she is in full character.
After doing a very impressive cheer for me, she proceeded to tell me all about her day at "cheerleader school."
It went like this:
Tootsie: (with a very sad pouty face) The other cheerleaders spit on me, Mama.
Mama: They spit on you?!! That's terrible.
Tootsie: Yes, and then an alligator ate my butt.
Mama: (laughing) Girl, you are so silly.
Tootsie: Then, the other cheerleaders poo poo'ed on me.
Mama: Tootsie! That is gross! That's enough.
Tootsie: It's true, Mama! They said, "Ready...set...poo poo!"
She makes my brain tired, y'all.
