You are [hastily] and [tactlessly] made

The Bug got a little doll for Christmas from her Uncle Ben, that we all thought was quite sweet.

Here she is.

No, you don't need to adjust your screen and, no, I am not a terrible photographer.  This is actually my attempt to blur out her face so as to protect her true identity.  (Did it work?)  Because she would be horrified if you knew her true identity after you see the next photo of her.

While she is precious in the previous photo, I have another which portrays her in a much different light.

Warning:  The following image is slightly on the PG-13 side.

Here she is when you bend her legs for her to sit down.

Imagine our faces when we beheld this sight as the Bug innocently played with her doll on Christmas morning.

Okay, who are we kidding....we all know this is Tinkerbell, right?  Okay, moving along.

Is this "Four Corners" Tinkerbell?  Or "10cm and ready to push" Tinkerbell?

Who DESIGNED this toy????

In the countless hours it took to design and manufacture this thing.....NO ONE tried to bend this poor fairy's legs and said to themselves, "Uh-uh....that just don't look right."

For crying out loud, Mister Toy Manufacturer -- innocent children across the country are playing with this dreadful hoochie Tinkerbell!!!!

And I'm sure it was a "Mister" Toy Manufacturer, too.

Probably the same guy who invented the GoGirl.